First order of business: the battlefield has grown bloodier since we began Round 2. The survivors are shown above.
Here’s the Dragonwagon postgame:
Top-seeded Dr. Suparman Marzuki vanquished another foe. Another one bites the Dusty Rust.
#4 Don Pipes smoked his competition, 5-seed Twollie Vanderwerf. Happy twails, Twollie.
6-seed Gorby Loreus was toppled by #3
Boris Yeltsin Sincere Shears.
Finally, 7-seed Leila Bossy-Nobs upset 2-seed Jackmeoff Mudd. Sam and I are actually ecstatic about this. Given the strength of the voter response to easy grins like Ram Amandeep and Marijuana Warr, we had feared at the beginning that Jackmeoff might win his region (and perhaps the entire tourney) with a bullet. This week, you proved you’re better than that. You did it, you guys. We did it.
In the Chrotch:
1-seed Fancy English, Jr. rocked Mr. Weathers like a Hurricane.
14-seed Ram Amandeep, purveyor of the grins mentioned above, upset 11-seed Magnus Moan.
In the week’s closest matchup, #4 Fitzroy Waffley squeaked by upstart 12-seed Mister Love.
Finally, 2-seed Leo Moses Spornstarr won out over #7 Carlton Crunk.
Sweet Sixteen tomorrow. Get ready.